two mighty interesting things happened to me today, perhaps they will interest whom ever passes by this page...
1) i met the chief evil spirit himself today, satan, in the form of a cat! this cat was sitting behind glass in a pet shop and it kept glaring and giving the biggest greasies! i swear, if ever it gets out, all hell will break loose!
2nd interesting thing... i got hit by a car! damn those company vans that think they own the bitumen they drive on, if ever emerging from a tram on the corner of russel and collins street, be sure to watch out for zoooped up vans with a mission to run down "damn punk kids" as i was so kindly labeled. Oh, and don't place your trust in humanity, at peak hour in the middle of the city not a soul will even turn their head if they see a body sprawled on the ground... but don't worry, i got up and went about my business, surprisingly i came out unscathed save for a single scratch and a bump on my noggin!
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